Home Economizer Gifts

Heating Bill Prison

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Ironing day.

'Are we broke yet?'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Cut directors pay in half and stop all share options - "Right, now, tell me about Plan 'B'."

Dust Bunny

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"