Electricity Economizer Gifts

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

AA Meeting Here Today

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The Heating Oil Problem.

Electricity Bills

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

How to save on your heating bill...

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.