Saving Energy Gifts

'You're using your angel to save on air conditioning?'

Getting on your wick.

The Environmentalist

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

AA Meeting Here Today

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The New Normal

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"What about my footprint?"

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Critical Ethanol report

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Smart Arse Meter

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...