Energy Improvement Gifts

"Have you considered changing your lack of energy supplier."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

AA Meeting Here Today

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

"What about my footprint?"

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

A gap between the solar panels

Critical Ethanol report

Smart Arse Meter

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love