Energy Upgrade Gifts

"These new clean energy incentives have achieved the impossible—I'm actually looking forward to doing our taxes!"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Jumping cheerleaders

Zumba

Cheerleaders

The Monitor is going to sleep.

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

The Heating Oil Problem.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Electricity Bills

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

I can be upgraded, can you?

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!