Energy Upgrade T-Shirts

"These new clean energy incentives have achieved the impossible—I'm actually looking forward to doing our taxes!"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Jumping cheerleaders

Cheerleaders

Zumba

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"I got connected to the internet!"

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Electricity Bills

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

The Heating Oil Problem.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

I can be upgraded, can you?

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'