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'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

I can be upgraded, can you?

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

'Nice penthouse.'

"This home comes with all the latest technology. As part of the tech package, tech-support will live with you until you figure out how to use it all."