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'With this new graphite driver I'll hit the ball straighter and with these new super distance balls I'll hit it 30 yards further.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

'Someday, son, you will have to make the hard decisions, buy new or upgrade.'

"Why didn't they do all these updates at the computer factory?"