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'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

1080P New Year's Resolution

" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."

I can be upgraded, can you?

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"Definitely time for an upgrade."

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'Combination 3.0 dinner is also available in an upgraded version 3.1.'

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

'It's not directed at you. Most of us have to upgrade our computers a month after buying them.'

"Your new operating system has rendered all your applications and peripherals inoperable"

Before and After an Update

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

'Someday, son, you will have to make the hard decisions, buy new or upgrade.'

"Why didn't they do all these updates at the computer factory?"

'Someday, I hope to be a smart phone.'

'Teachers can't be bought off with apples today. Maybe if I gave her small kitchen appliances?'