Software Upgrades T-Shirts

'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

" 'Obselete' means any software the company bought last year for multi-megabucks."

I can be upgraded, can you?

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

"Just saying, if you can't trust your software upgrades, what can you trust?"

Working on updates. 11% complete. Don't turn off your computer.

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Here's a great software update. It lets me delete all the features that I didn't want from the last update."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

Television Models

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."