Tech Upgrade Gifts

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

Television Models

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."

"I got connected to the internet!"

"I must ask Alexa too many questions. She said she can't answer any more because her throat is sore from talking."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Second lifeReal life.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Captain Pointy No.42 - Danger Detector range to short

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."