Tech Upgrade Pillows

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

Television Models

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Second lifeReal life.

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"I upgrade then it's obsolete and I have to upgrade again! As soon as I upgrade I have to upgrade again! Upgrade! Upgrade!! Always upgrade!!"

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Captain Pointy No.42 - Danger Detector range to short

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

I can be upgraded, can you?

Obsolete: Any piece of software or hardware that your school brought last year for mega bucks.

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.