Tech Upgrade Thinker Pillows

"Humm...I'm thinking this upgrade is going to cost you more than a whole new system."

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Man feeding his computer money.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'