Modern Tech Upgrader Pillows

"If you're going to use a TV as your computer monitor, I suggest investing in a new model."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'We've decided to upgrade your position with a new version 2.0 employee.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Television Models

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

'Granny buys wide-screen TV'

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Man throwing out his outdated TV set.

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

'We've got the fastest Internet available, but an old computer. That means we're going nowhere fast."

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

"As long as we're renewing our vows, I'd like to trade him in for a newer model."

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

'When did this office become a museum?'