Energy Improvement Pillows

"Have you considered changing your lack of energy supplier."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

AA Meeting Here Today

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

"What about my footprint?"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Critical Ethanol report

A gap between the solar panels

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Smart Arse Meter

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

There's no real oil emergency...

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love