Energy Conservation Pillows

'Hey! Who left the television off?'

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

Thermostat with two settings: Guilty and Not Guilty.

This Christmas, Santa decided to use an energy saving light globe.

Solar-Powered Catnap

"It's your father's idea. He wants you to take quicker showers.'"

Energy Saving Conference.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Cost of electricity...and wax.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

How cartoons are helping the environment.

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Pipeline bends around a bear.

'I pay for my energy, and if I want to waste it, I'll waste it.'

Dusting Off 101 Ways To Conserve Energy Book

Price of crude oil rockets!

''Course I conserve energy, Honey. I always put the mute on during commercials.'

Electric Rate Hikers: ZZZZZT!

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Man generating power for machine.

"Keep that dang door shut. I'm not paying to heat the whole neighborhood."

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'It's a box of candles from the power company, with a letter about brown outs.'

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"Okay, so let's say our natural gas reserves last us 800 years. Then what?"

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Biofuel or cooking oil - fuel/food crisis.

'In life, he was an energy conservation nut.'

Heat this winter.

What's Next

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'Now that winter is coming with all these heating bills we wonder if you could teach us how to hibernate?'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.