Energy Efficiency Gifts

"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Installing an energy efficient light bulb in the Statue of Liberty torch.

Man at desk with a bright idea. Bright idea is shown as light bulb. Other man in background is replacing the light bulb with new energy-efficient light bulb.

Smart Arse Meter

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Space Heaters

US energy consumption.

"The washing machine is very energy efficient. I just wish Frank was!"

'Those energy efficient eels think they're so special.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Something tells me our company could be more energy efficient.'

Running away form the costs of electricity and pollution.

Ever thought of double glazing?

'Yes, but it gets such great gas mileage.'

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'I can't pass it as a dwellable cave unless you get yourself a rollable boulder to reduce your heat loss. '

It's Always Something - Gas Prices and Air Con.

'I'm really low energy.'

Energy saving 'idea' light bulb.

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

"Another jumper dear?"

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"He's got a point you know."

"The volcano has allowed us to cut down on heating costs."

One advantage of being a vampire is that you use electricity in the cheap non-peak hours.

Energy Company Launches Help To Mitigate Winter Fuel Price Crisis.

'You'll get better ideas with our low energy bulbs.'

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'