Energy Efficiency Gifts

"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Installing an energy efficient light bulb in the Statue of Liberty torch.

Man at desk with a bright idea. Bright idea is shown as light bulb. Other man in background is replacing the light bulb with new energy-efficient light bulb.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Smart Arse Meter

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'Didn't ya hear? To save energy we have to keep the thermostat at 1,100 degrees instead of 1,200 degrees!'

'Those energy efficient eels think they're so special.'

'Something tells me our company could be more energy efficient.'

"The washing machine is very energy efficient. I just wish Frank was!"

US energy consumption.

Space Heaters

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

"Another jumper dear?"

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

Running away form the costs of electricity and pollution.

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Energy saving 'idea' light bulb.

Ever thought of double glazing?

'I'm really low energy.'

It's Always Something - Gas Prices and Air Con.

'Yes, but it gets such great gas mileage.'

'I can't pass it as a dwellable cave unless you get yourself a rollable boulder to reduce your heat loss. '

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"I don't want your blood, young lady. I've tapped into your power and gas lines! Muuuahahaha!"

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

To maximize energy efficiency, Elwood's owners install a doggie window instead of a doggie door.

"The energy company sent us this new 'Smart Meter'."