Energy Efficiency Critic Gifts

Wind-Up Fan

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Smart Arse Meter

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Windmill Maintenance

"We've made a few changes."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Propane Supply

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"The washing machine is very energy efficient. I just wish Frank was!"

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

I think that computer might be giving out a little too much heat... Energy efficient IT systems.