So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.
Fuel Economy Critic Gifts
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"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
'Are we broke yet?'
"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"
' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'
'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'
Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road
Oil shock.
Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'
News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.
"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."
"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."
"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'
Propane Supply
'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'
'What happens when we run out of gas?!'
"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."
The last drop of oil...
You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.
'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'
"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."
Deliverers of fine fuel protests.
With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.
"Clean your wallet, sir?"
I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!
'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'
Gasoline fuel theft
4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.
Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely
Losing Money on Gas.
Facing a Cold Winter
"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"
'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'
'We spend billions annually on styling changes and preposterous advertising, and you've got nerve to care only about fuel economy and reliability?!'
Fuel Economy Critic Gifts Collection
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