Fuel Economy Skeptics Gifts

'-and it does four filling stations to the gallon'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

Propane Supply

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

The last drop of oil...

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

I feel so helpless. Fuel price anger counseling – $25. The gas companies could charge me whatever they wanted and I couldn't do a darn thing about it. I'm utterly powerless – a pawn in some sick geopolitical game where I've got no options. What if I can't afford to drive my 6,000-ton SUV two blocks to the gym?!

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

"The interrogation went on for hours, but they couldn't get coal to come clean."

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

With Gas Prices Out of Sight, Santa Uses an Alternative Fuel Source.

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

Gas 39.9 Gal Reg. April Fuel!

Big Oil.

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

'...and, once we've solved the fuel consumption problem, it should become a world beater.'

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

"I was a truck driver and delivered diesel to gas station. My boss had to declare bankruptcy - he could no longer pay the diesel for our trucks."

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'