Fuel Economy Skeptics Mugs

'-and it does four filling stations to the gallon'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

Propane Supply

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

The last drop of oil...

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

"The interrogation went on for hours, but they couldn't get coal to come clean."

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

"I was a truck driver and delivered diesel to gas station. My boss had to declare bankruptcy - he could no longer pay the diesel for our trucks."

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.

Big Oil.

Gas 39.9 Gal Reg. April Fuel!

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

'...and, once we've solved the fuel consumption problem, it should become a world beater.'

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."