Fuel Economy Fanatics Mugs

"We have a new policy - we just ask you how much money you have."

"Do you have any idea what kind of gas mileage you were getting?"

"Fill 'er 'up'...'up'...and 'up' again?!"

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

I think I can...

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'