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Fuel Price Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your fuel price critic? Our collection offers clever and humorous items that capture the frustration and humor around rising fuel costs. These witty products are ideal for anyone who loves to poke fun at energy prices while making a statement with their style or home decor.
Gas. $3.75. Just look at these prices! I told you we should fill up at Tau Ceti!
News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.
Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'
'I see that when your car needed gas, at the station you saw the latest hike in gas prices...leaving your car there, you started hiking toward your destination.'
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."
"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."
Ethanol and foreign oil.
Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.
'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'
'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'
'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'
Gas eyedropper.
The New Modern-Day Lament.
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'
Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.
Low oil prices.
'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'
The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.
Some working people at the end of the month!
I'm angry at the oil companies, aren't I? Fuel price anger counseling. – $25. You're right. It's really me I'm angry at. I'm a fossil fuel addict, is that it? The fact I pay soaring prices reminds me of my weakness and inability to change my behavior! Breakthrough … let's talk about my mom. Zzz.
Transporter Strikes in Spain
Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.
Vulture oil inc.
"I don't think it was a mirage..."
Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!
So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.
'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
Gas Prices Down
"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'
Gas Price
'Fill it up with last months gas. You know, the stuff that was twenty cents cheaper.'
Fuel Price Critic Gifts Collection
Fuel Price Critic Mugs
Discover a range of witty mugs designed for fuel price critics — perfect for daily coffee and sharp humor about energy costs.
Fuel Price Critic Pillows
Find fun and witty pillows that add personality to your space while making light of rising fuel costs for energy critics.
Fuel Price Critic Prints
Browse our curated prints that humorously highlight the frustrations of fuel price critics, adding clever decor to any room.
Fuel Price Critic T-Shirts
Explore our collection of clever t-shirts for fuel price skeptics who like to wear their humor and critique loud and proud.