Fuel Price Critic Prints

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'I see that when your car needed gas, at the station you saw the latest hike in gas prices...leaving your car there, you started hiking toward your destination.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas eyedropper.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Low oil prices.

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Some working people at the end of the month!

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

Transporter Strikes in Spain

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

Vulture oil inc.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas Price

"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"

'Fill it up with last months gas. You know, the stuff that was twenty cents cheaper.'

Gas Prices Down

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'

Petrol Suicide

'How else am I supposed to afford gas for my SUV?'

"Now I wish the war had been about the oil."