Fuel Economy Critic Pillows

So we hijacked a car, rammed an ATM and they got us when we ran out of money filling the car with petrol.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Oil shock.

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Propane Supply

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

The last drop of oil...

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Gasoline fuel theft

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

Facing a Cold Winter

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

Losing Money on Gas.

'We spend billions annually on styling changes and preposterous advertising, and you've got nerve to care only about fuel economy and reliability?!'

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.