Fuel Economy Skeptic Pillows

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Oil shock.

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Propane Supply

Short Memories

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

The last drop of oil...

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Pot of Gold...

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

Gasoline fuel theft

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

Losing Money on Gas.

Power corrupts & oil-shortage power corrupts absolutely

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."