Fuel Economist Pillows

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Propane Supply

"Bob's so annoyed at paying £1.20 for a litre of petrol he's off to the pub to drink beer at £25.00 a gallon!"

'Would you consider a swap?'

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

"Some people really enjoy feeling pain at the pump."

You have a serious travel bug. I want you to take a look at these gas prices twice a day for the rest of the summer.

One-Armed Bandits. Vegas. Gas. Down the Street.

4 by 4 To Fill Up Please Help.

'I want everything you've got!'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Gas 39.9 Gal Reg. April Fuel!

The last drop of oil...

Holiday gas/petrol prices.

"That's all you got? 'Don't waste money on premium gas?'"

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'Are we broke yet?'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Devil upset with the cost of his gas utility bill.

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

The oil crisis.

Fill In The Blanks.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'