Energy Efficiency Critic T-Shirts

Wind-Up Fan

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Smart Arse Meter

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Windmill Maintenance

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"We've made a few changes."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Propane Supply

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"The washing machine is very energy efficient. I just wish Frank was!"

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'