Electricity Conservation Gifts

'Energy saver.'

"Dad, do we help the environment by turning off our lights?"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

AA Meeting Here Today

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"What about my footprint?"

A gap between the solar panels

Critical Ethanol report

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Electricity Bills

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

There's no real oil emergency...

Windmill Maintenance

Energy Saving Conference.