Electricity Conservation T-Shirts

'Energy saver.'

"Dad, do we help the environment by turning off our lights?"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

The Not-So Smart Meter

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"What about my footprint?"

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

A gap between the solar panels

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Critical Ethanol report

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

The Heating Oil Problem.

Electricity Bills

There's no real oil emergency...

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Windmill Maintenance

Energy Saving Conference.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'