Energy Saving T-Shirts

'Don't laugh, you're next. St Peter says these new units are more energy efficient.'

'I bought this energy saving bulb in your shop, but it doesn't work.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

101 uses for a low energy light bulb.

Hilbert got an energy star certification for his energy efficiency.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A hot new green cottage industry: Knitting tea cozies that go over houses and act as insulation.

"I am changing my energy supplier...plug this in."

Bright Ideas: Then and Now.

'I was going to make a pledge, not to turn on my Furnace before November first...But then I got cold feet.'

"Government guidelines are right... exceeding 30 units a week is bad for your wealth."

'I just had an idea!...'

Strip: Call Centres

Eco Ideas.

"To cut own on heating costs, we should consider house pooling."

Hot Water

'I take it your idea is a money saver.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Candle Powered Lightbulb

"Earth hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark."

"That's his way of saving energy. He never turns it on."

Non-Polluter - Energy Saver

"What have you got that will help me unwind?"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Keeping Warm During the Energy Crisis

"Hank, have we thought about changing our energy supplier?"

AA Meeting Here Today

"Better to turn on a recyclable compact fluorescent bulb than to curse the brightness challenged."

Electricity Bills

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

"Our smart meter is concerned about climate change!"

'Click.'- 'Faster, damn you!!!'