Energy Savers T-Shirts

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Power outages

How to save on your heating bill...

Multi-Functional

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

One advantage of being a vampire is that you use electricity in the cheap non-peak hours.

'Those candles were a stroke of genious, we'll save a fortune on the heating bill.'

"The energy company sent us this new 'Smart Meter'."

"We could save money by turning the TV off every time they mention Boris."

The Environmentalist

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

The New Normal

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

A gap between the solar panels

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Electricity Bills

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'