Energy Savers T-Shirts

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Power outages

How to save on your heating bill...

Multi-Functional

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

One advantage of being a vampire is that you use electricity in the cheap non-peak hours.

'Those candles were a stroke of genious, we'll save a fortune on the heating bill.'

"The energy company sent us this new 'Smart Meter'."

"We could save money by turning the TV off every time they mention Boris."

The Environmentalist

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The New Normal

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Electricity Bills

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Climate Crisis