Energy Conservationist Gifts

"Is it dark in here or is it just California?"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Propane Supply

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

The team leader conserved energy at odd moments.

In a world without carbon fuel...

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Light at the end of the tunnel

Scarcity

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"What about my footprint?"

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"We're going to need more pets."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'