Energy Conserver Gifts

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"I'm conserving my strength for the most important meeting of the day - Happy Hour."

The Environmentalist

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Low-Energy Drinks

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

The New Normal

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"What about my footprint?"

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Critical Ethanol report

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'