Energy Conserver T-Shirts

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"I'm conserving my strength for the most important meeting of the day - Happy Hour."

The Environmentalist

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Low-Energy Drinks

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

The New Normal

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

"What about my footprint?"

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Critical Ethanol report

A gap between the solar panels

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.