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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'A cheeky red?'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Fast food. Even faster food

Scarcity

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"You owe me five bucks."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"