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'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'Thriftiness'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

The Personal ATM

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

'Don't you ever take a break?'

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

Contemporary Consumerism

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions.

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

'Hey! Who picked out all the odds!'

'He's from Goldman Sacks.'

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

ATM saying 'Game Over.'