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"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Pointing.

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Sheep Ledger

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fries and kids

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

'I'm not comfortable with his method of fixing our balance sheet.'

"Now I see your problem. You've been using a leaf blower to rake it in."

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'