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Burke and Hare and Hare

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

I love my Timpani

'You know too much!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

The Drummer

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

M16 Code-breakers office

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Keep a lid on it!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).