Secret Keeping T-Shirts

Parrot Sign in a Pet Shop - Can keep a Secret.

Secret sweetie drawer...

'You know too much!'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Keep a lid on it!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'