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"Can you keep a secret?"

"First of all, this meeting never happened."

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Can you keep a secret?"

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'I want some information circulated in a hurry, so I told her that it was in the strictest confidence.'

'What I'm about to tell you is extremely confidential,Ravenhurst...I want you to promise me you'll keep it under your hat.'

Grandma Dean looked at Bobby. Bobby looked at Grandma Dean. Someone wet the bed, but a confession was not in the cards.

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

'Can you keep a secret about yourself.'

'This basement's a horrible mess. What are we going to do??'

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Skeletons in the "California Closet"

She had found his pawn stash.

Conspiracy Theorists Association.

Kid to sister after breaking vase: 'Please don't tell on me. And if you do, don't tell that I told you not to tell on me.'

She always knew he had skeletons in the cupboard but the ones in the kitchen came as a shock.

'Can you keep a top secret?'

'They'd love to know how we can detect earth's magnetic field. Don't tell them.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Things you didn't want to find out about your boss.

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

"And then I said 'Whoa!' That's more than I need to know!"

'One of you let the cat out of the bag !'

Businessman with the goose that laid golden eggs

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"If I tell you a secret, will you promise not to tell anyone?"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Please shred all of the napkins we wrote anything on.'

'I told you to keep quiet about not liking cats...' (Animal Rights protesters outside the house)

'I never repeat gossip, so listen carefully the first time.'

'It's not just cheese, Buzz, it's the best cheese ever! You know we have to keep this our secret, right?'