Secret Keeper Mugs

"Can you keep a secret?"

"First of all, this meeting never happened."

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"Can you keep a secret?"

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'I want some information circulated in a hurry, so I told her that it was in the strictest confidence.'

Grandma Dean looked at Bobby. Bobby looked at Grandma Dean. Someone wet the bed, but a confession was not in the cards.

'What I'm about to tell you is extremely confidential,Ravenhurst...I want you to promise me you'll keep it under your hat.'

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

'Can you keep a secret about yourself.'

'This basement's a horrible mess. What are we going to do??'

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Conspiracy Theorists Association.

'Can you keep a top secret?'

'One of you let the cat out of the bag !'

"And then I said 'Whoa!' That's more than I need to know!"

Skeletons in the "California Closet"

She had found his pawn stash.

'They'd love to know how we can detect earth's magnetic field. Don't tell them.'

She always knew he had skeletons in the cupboard but the ones in the kitchen came as a shock.

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

Things you didn't want to find out about your boss.

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Kid to sister after breaking vase: 'Please don't tell on me. And if you do, don't tell that I told you not to tell on me.'

Cone of Silence

"Let's not discuss it."

"Is today the day I get found out?"

"Furthermore, both parties agree that all deal communications will take place within the so-called 'confidentiality bubble'."

"Before I begin, everyone must sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'Congratulations, Mom...your old diary I found was a hit at show and tell with kids and teachers alike!'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Man leaving a confession box looking relieved while people with a tape leave from the other side