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'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'

'You know too much!'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'Keep a lid on it!'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'