Key Keeper T-Shirts

'You lost something, didn't you. . . You're looking for something. What is it? Well, you're driving me nuts. I'm going shopping.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'You know too much!'

I love my Timpani

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Pointing.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"There's something I have to tell you."

The Goalkeeper

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Mother's Love

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Ginger Baker.

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

The Drummer

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"