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'Sure, it's heavy, but I never lose them any more.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'You know too much!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Pointing.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Mother's Love

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

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