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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'A vault? Yes Sir, I'll be sure to pass your suggestion on to management.'

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'You know too much!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Pointing.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Keep a lid on it!'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'