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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'A vault? Yes Sir, I'll be sure to pass your suggestion on to management.'

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'You know too much!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Pointing.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'