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"It may be an old world custom, but, like my father, I also enjoy a little piece of cheese with my breakfast."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Pointing.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Go on - they're organic!'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'