Custom Keeper Prints

"It may be an old world custom, but, like my father, I also enjoy a little piece of cheese with my breakfast."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Michael Jackson

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Pointing.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.