Shop Keeper Prints

"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"

Toga wearhouse.

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Pointing.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Stationery Shop

Cook and her Maids

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Bathroom Fairy

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"I'd say business was brisk."

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'