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'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'

'An indecisive pointer.'

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

Pointing.

Grouse shooting late in the season. Jolly, very.

Two sides to a question

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'Did you see his face when I asked for his hunting license?'

'Ah yes, that's Henderson. Unfortunately, he found himself in my line of fire.'

Humpty the Game Warden

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

'Were you never taught that pointing is impolite?'

Hunting in Soctland

huntsman with hounds

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

Two hunters discussing the lack of animals to shoot

A huntsman and his hounds.

Sometimes Jimson would just shoot the breeze.

"I'm not fishing, I'm taking my pet worm for a swim."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'Great job pointing him out, Scout...Now what?'

"You shot down my drone! Either it's drone hunting season, or you need glasses so you can see what you're shooting at."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I've checked and cross checked, his hunting rifle is in good working condition and the bullets are not blanks: logic dictates he's just a bad shot then..."

'The local deer population takes illegal hunting into their own hands...'

'Touch that trigger, sucker, and the entire forest goes up.'

"Oi! I saw you do that! Innocent creature, free as the wind!"

An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.

'Make no mistake Tomlinson...it's a jungle out there.'

Dead cupid

'Right, I've caught you poaching.' -'Nonsense, that's my lunch.'

The Perils of Hunting

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'Actually, I think we're just supposed to tree them.'